5'5 Dad Bod Surfboard – 29L Dark Arts Carbon EPS/Epoxy Performance Groveler | Futures 5-Fin Setup

Dimensions

5'5 x 19 7/8 x 2 7/16 – 29L

Board Details

• Model: Dad Bod
• Fin Setup: Futures 5 Fin Setup
• Construction: EPS / Epoxy / Carbon Dark Arts Technology
• Condition: Used
• See Video for Full Details

The 5'5 Dad Bod is a high-performance groveler designed to maximize speed, paddle power, and fun in everyday surf. Packing 29 liters of volume into a compact outline, this board delivers exceptional wave-catching ability while maintaining the responsiveness and maneuverability needed for progressive surfing.

Built with premium Dark Arts Carbon Technology, combining lightweight EPS foam, epoxy resin, and full carbon construction, the Dad Bod offers incredible strength-to-weight performance, rapid acceleration, and unmatched responsiveness. The carbon build creates a lively, spring-loaded feel that helps generate speed effortlessly and maintain momentum through softer sections.

Designed to excel in average conditions, the Dad Bod features extra width and volume for easy paddling and instant speed generation, while still allowing surfers to surf aggressively off the rail. The Futures 5 Fin Setup provides maximum versatility, allowing riders to choose between a thruster setup for control and predictability or a quad setup for added speed and drive.

Whether you're looking for a small-wave weapon, a performance groveler, or an everyday shortboard that makes the most of less-than-perfect surf, the Dad Bod is built to keep sessions fun and productive.

Ideal For

• Intermediate to Advanced surfers
• Small to medium-sized waves
• Beach breaks, points, and everyday surf
• Surfers seeking easy speed and paddle power
• Riders looking for premium carbon construction performance

Key Features

✔ 5'5 x 19 7/8 x 2 7/16 – 29L
✔ Dad Bod Model
✔ Dark Arts Carbon EPS / Epoxy Construction
✔ Futures 5 Fin Setup (Thruster or Quad)
✔ Ultra-Lightweight and Responsive
✔ Exceptional Paddle Power and Wave Catching
✔ Fast Small-Wave Performance
✔ Used Condition

The Dad Bod 5'5 is a premium performance groveler that combines extra volume, cutting-edge Dark Arts carbon construction, and versatile fin options to create one of the most exciting small-wave surfboards available. Perfect for surfers who want maximum speed, responsiveness, and fun in everyday conditions. See video for complete condition details.

All surfboards listed on our website undergo a comprehensive cleaning and detailed ding inspection process. Any surfboards with major dings are professionally repaired by experienced ding repairman, ensuring top-quality craftsmanship. We guarantee that each board is fully watertight and ready for an exceptional ride. For full transparency, photos and videos documenting any significant dings or repairs are available above, giving you complete peace of mind before your purchase. Shop with confidence knowing your board has been expertly inspected and prepped for performance. 

ALL Sales Final! There Will Be A $80 Re-Stocking Fee If You Decide To Cancel Your Order!